When I was in school, from junior high on, I was always stuck carrying a heavy bookbag filled with textbooks to and from school. Schlepping all these books – where I might need only a few pages from any one of them at a given time – is an ugly memory. An iPad with all my textbooks on it? Sign me up, now!

June 11, 2011 · It's part of Windows 7, I believe. I finally decided to test it out by saying (carefully enunciating) the old phrase: "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party." Tried it twice... Mona was the time little good man come to believe that the only Now do some time for a man from Toledo who are three Hey, I can work with that...with just a little editing

" 'I love animals and I do believe they should be spayed or neutered,' Suleman said at the unveiling ceremony Wednesday morning, at which she appeared wearing an animal rights-themed T-shirt. 'Humans of course are much different.' "

Would doing porn make people look down on her more than they already do? No -- in fact, I think some people would actually respect her more because she would be taking responsibility for her children. Would doing a couple of porno flicks cause her self-esteem to suffer? Who f***ing cares?

As countless slurred sermons have reminded us, little separates good from evil, and any one of us can easily fail.”

If, like the snail, you carry your house with you, you will feel secure, but you will always be slow – and the salt on the roads will kill you.