I know there is a constant mantra that “violence is not the solution.” Call me somewhat undecided on that.

Early spring is the best time to hunt for unicorns – in early April, they are just emerging from their cocoons and are still slow and tentative – the best option is to try to find a young weeping willow tree where multiple cocoons have been attached.

As I looked at the lamp, well, what would anyone do? I rubbed it against my sleeve.